Journalism Never Admits That Nothing Much Is

Folly Always Knows The Answer.

In New Situations, I Look Carefully At Appearances. In Familiar Ones, I Glance.

My Secrets Are Petty But Humiliating.

Prudence Does Not Make People Happy; It Merely Deprives Them Of The Excitement Of Being Constantly In Trouble.

Sorrow Also Fulfills Desire. Example: The Soaps.