"jeez, Was That A Lion? Please Tell

"i Feel Like, Like Pudding," Iggy Groaned. "pudding With Nerve Endings. Pudding In Great Pain."

Tell Me Again What We're Doing Here," I Said, Running A Continuous Scan Of Our Surroundings. Fang Popped Some Cracker Jack Into His Mouth. "we're Here To Watch Manly Men Do Manly Things." I Followed Fang's Line Of Sight: He Was Watching The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Who Were Not Doing Manly Things, By Any Stretch Of The Imagination.

Bizarre! That's The Only Word I Can Use To Describe Life Sometimes. Just Freaking Bizarre.

It's Funny How Different People Are. If I'd Been This Kid And Someone Was Snarling "ordering A Pizza?" At Me, Without Even Thinking, I Would Have Snarled Back "yeah. You Want Pepperoni?" -maximum Ride

I'm Going To Turn Fifteen Tomorrow," I Said, Warming To The Idea. "it's High Time. I Can't Remember When I Turned Fourteen." (said By Max) If You Get To Be Fifteen, Then I Get To Be Fifteen!" Iggy Sounded Indignant. I Looked At Fang. "wanna Be Fifteen?" His Smile Melted Me. "yeah.