I've Only Read Two Books In My

I Was Three Over. One Over A House, One Over A Patio, And One Over A Swimming Pool.

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

Every Time I Sit With Our General Manager At A Baseball Game, And There's Number-cruncher And Statistician Guy - I'm Sitting Around - They Start Talking About Stuff, And I Say, 'what's That? I've Never Heard Of That One Before.

My Problems Are All Behind Me!

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.