I've Only Been To One Concert In

All My Friends Went To The Madonna Concert When I Was In, Maybe, The 9th Grade, And My Mother Refused To Let Me Go.

I'd Love To Be In The '70s. I'd Love To Have A Big, Long Wig Parted Down The Middle With Flat-ironed Hair And Bell-bottoms. They're Actually Very Flattering For My Figure. The Wider The Leg, The Better For A Person With A Booty.

I Think It's Very Important For People To Not Judge The People You're Playing. You Have To Find A Way To Love Them Because Their Story Is Theirs. I Just Don't Think There Would Be Any Use In That.

All Of My Friends Went To College And I Got A Job At Circle Pizza, Where I Worked For 24 Hours. I Had To Call My Mother Four Times To Ask Her How To Spell Parmesan. I'm Not Kidding. I Was A Terrible Speller. I Think I Was Really Nervous That I Somehow Didn't Feel Right Out In The World In That Way.

I've Never Been On A Show That's Run For More Than A Season.