I've Not Been Able To Avoid Periods

I Live By 'earnin' And Burnin'.' Meaning, I Like To Make Money And Spend It Before I Even Have It. That's The Way I Live My Life.

I'm Professional, I'm Allowed To Say This. I Let Him Lick My Balls. So, That's What You Need To Get Close With Your Animal.

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?