I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll

I'm Pretty Happy. I Obviously Have Complaints About Things, But For The Most Part, I'm On The Above-average Side Of Happy People.

[on The Dating Handbook] 'with A Telescope, Some Munchies, And A Warm Blanket, Watch For Halley's Comet.' Yeah. I Like That. There's No Time Limit. Just Sit There And Grow Old Together.

I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In My Basement.

If You Wanna Find Out 101 Things To Do With Plums, Heh, Read Your In-flight Magazine.

I Think For A Lot Of People, It's Just Where Their Saturation Point Was. Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff And The Republican Stuff And The Ayn Rand Followers, It Doesn't Let Up For About Half An Hour. It Gets Hard And Stays Hard For A While.