I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

The Chances Of Someone Who Looks Like Jesus Having Pot Raises Steadily, To A Point. If The Guy Is On A Cross You May Have The Wrong Guy.

The Problem With My Balloon Collection Is That People Always Think There's A Party. Settle Down. It's Not A Party. It's Just Balloons.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.