I've Never Had Any Intentions About Anything.

I Really Think I Write About Everyday Life. I Don't Think I'm Quite As Odd As Others Say I Am. Life Is Intrinsically, Well, Boring And Dangerous At The Same Time. At Any Given Moment The Floor May Open Up. Of Course, It Almost Never Does; That's What Makes It So Boring.

If You're Doing Nonsense It Has To Be Rather Awful, Because There'd Be No Point.

My Favorite Journey Is Looking Out The Window.

I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To The Best Of My Knowledge They Are Not In Season.

If Something Doesn't Creep Into A Drawing That You're Not Prepared For, You Might As Well Not Have Drawn It.