I've Never Had An Abortion. And I

I Love Making Videos On My Couch. You Can Put Those On The Internet Fast. I Can Express Myself.

When I Was Three, My Dad Thought It Would Be Hilarious To Teach Me Swear Words, Then Have Me Say Them To His Friends. They Would Laugh And Laugh. I Realize Now The Laugh Was Pure Shock Value, But It Felt Really Good, And I've Been Chasing It Ever Since.

I Don't Compromise. I Only Do The Stuff I Want To Do.

I Have No Religion. But Culturally I Can't Escape It; I'm Very Jewish.

I Am Diagnosed With Not Having Enough Insanely-addictive Drugs Coursing Through My Body.