I've Never Done Any Advertising Because I

If I Was A Mayor, I Would Sort The Traffic Out And That Includes Public Transport. The Traffic Jams Really Get On My Nerves.

I Sometimes Think The Chef End Of Cooking Is Not The Real End Of Cooking. Cooking Is All About Homes And Gardens, It Doesn't Happen In Restaurants

The Chemicals In The Dishwashing Process Tend Not To Be Good For Saucepans.

I Cheated At School. I Remember On One Occasion I Wrote Some History Dates In Pen On My Leg. So When There Was A Question Like 'what Year Did That Happen?', I'd Lift My Skirt Up And Have A Look.

I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand What The Minister Of Transport Does Every Day. He Goes To The Office At 9am And Leaves At 5pm And The Traffic In London Is Still Horrendous.