I've Never Been A Feminist.

I'm Not Like A Real Person. I Love Being Artificial. I Think There's A Little Magic In The Fact That I'm So Totally Real, But Look So Artificial At The Same Time.

If You Like Good Ol' Fashion Southern Soul Food Then, Yes, I Am A Good Cook! My Specialty Is Chicken Dumplings And Poke Salad.

You'll Pay The Highest Price On Back Roads And In Back Seats And In A Cheap Highway Motel. But What's A Few More Strangers In A Life Of Nothing Else.

Some Things Are Strange To Me, And Some Things Are Odd. But I Don't Condemn. If You Can Accept Me, I Can Accept You.

My Mama Never Wore A Pair Of Pants When I Was Growing Up, And Now That's All She Wears. It Was So Funny For Me When I First Started Seeing Mama Wear Pants. It Was Like It Wasn't Mama. Now I've Bought Her Many A Pantsuit Because She Just Lives In Them.