I've Never Been A Conceited Person Or

When You Look At Someone Like Sacha Baron Cohen, You Have To Really Respect The Boundaries He Is Pushing As Bruno Or Borat.

I Laugh Like A Fool When I Watch A Movie That I've Done Several Years Down The Road When It's On Cable, I'll Just Watch And Sadly Laugh Along.

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.

A Lot Of The Times You Read Something And You Don't Realize That You Are Going To Have To Do The Things That You Read.

Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional