I'd Always Wanted To Be A Dramatic.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.

Paris Is A Very Exciting City. I Learned About Paris The Same Way That Americans Do: From The Movies.

I Did Not Marry The First Girl That I Fell In Love With, Because There Was A Tremendous Religious Conflict, At The Time. She Was An Atheist, And I Was An Agnostic.

That (sex) Was The Most Fun I Ever Had Without Laughing.

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.