I've Just Always Had A Boyfriend My

Everybody's Looking At Me But It's Alright I Like Attention The Clubs Not Hot Until I Walk Through They Stop And Stare And Watch Me Move Like Damn I Like That I'm Sexy And You Know It.

People Just - They Don't Really Know Me. They See Me On "the Simple Life," They Think That's Really Who I Am.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

If Someone Ever Asks You To Do Something For Them, Do It Really Bad So You Never Have To Do It Again.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.