I've Heard That Some Authors Do Dream

I Hate First Drafts, And It Never Gets Easier. People Always Wonder What Kind Of Superhero Power They'd Like To Have. I Wanted The Ability For Someone To Just Open Up My Brain And Take Out The Entire First Draft And Lay It Down In Front Of Me So I Can Just Focus On The Second, Third And Fourth Drafts.

I Think We Made Out [sexuality Changing]. I Think That's Really Great, And We Didn't Jump Into Intercourse. And There Were No Blow Jobs.

Sometimes I Can't Read My Own Handwriting. That's A Problem!

I Want You To Know It Was No Big Deal...those Movies Showing Women Screaming In Labor Are Plain Bullshit....there's Nothing To It...you Just Push And Push And Finally The Baby Pops Out...to Tell You The Truth I Don't Even Rember That Much About It Except There Was A Very Nice Guy Standing Over Me And Every Time A Strong Contraction Started He Gave Me A Whiff Of Gas.

Believe In Yourself And You Can Achieve Greatness In Your Life.