I've Gotten Crankier In My Old Age.

We Are Not Victims Of The World We See, We Are Victims Of The Way We See The World.

It's Useless To Hold A Person To Anything He Says While He's In Love, Drunk, Or Running For Office.

People Think I'm Nuts.

The Best Way To Get Husbands To Do Something Is To Suggest That Perhaps They Are Too Old To Do It.

The Illusion Never Really Dissipates That You Can Lose Twenty Pounds In One Night By Cutting Out Dinner.