I've Got Butterflies In My Stomach... Because

Scientists Have Invented A New Strain Of Cannabis Without The High. They Celebrated With Non-alcoholic Beer And Furious Dry-humping.

I Don't Accept The Status Quo. I Do Accept Visa, Mastercard, Or American Express.

If You Like Battlestar Galactica...you're Probably A Huge Nerd.

Ignorance Is Bliss. Oedipus Ruined A Great Sex Life By Asking Too Many Questions.

Protect Yourself From Muslim Vampires By Making Your Neck Non-halal.