I've Got Better Things To Do Than

Look At His Face. I Bet His Cornflakes Try To Crawl Out Of The Bowl.

Fruit... It's Just God Showing Off. "look At All The Colours I Know!"

I Quite Fancy The 1940s. I Like The Trams And The Trousers.

The Sensible Thing For Everyone To Do Would Be To Write All Their Op-eds And Think Pieces Now So They're Ready The Day After The Election When [donald] Trump Is No Longer In The Picture. God, I Can't Wait For That. I Hope He Just Goes Away.

Tequila? It's Not Even A Drink. It's A Way For Having The Cops Around Without Using A Phone.