I've Got A Lot To Say About

When Life Gives You Lemons....they Could Really Be Oranges.

You Know, It's Hard Work To Write A Book. I Can't Tell You How Many Times I Really Get Going On An Idea, Then My Quill Breaks. Or I Spill Ink All Over My Writing Tunic.

I've Always Said, I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men... I Don't Drink Coffee.

I Think They Should Have A Barbie With A Buzz Cut.

You Know, Radio Dj's Must Really Love To Talk To Theirselves. Especially When They Have The Graveyard Shift. 'hey This Is Ellen With 89.1. It Is Currently Three In The Morning. There Are Few Cars On The Road. And It Your Still Listening Heres A Little Music To Get You To Dance.