I've Been Visiting Thailand For More Than

I Can't Think Of A Bigger Waste Of Police Time Than Chasing Somebody Who Has Said Something Offensive On Twitter.

My Teenage Years Were Spent Trying To Look Like Rod Stewart - I Ended Up Looking Like Dave Hill From Slade.

Largely This Is A Class Thing - Writers Tend To Be Cosseted Little Middle-class Kiddies Who Think That The World Owes Them A Royalty Cheque. But Just Doing It - Being In Your Room For Years On End, Locked In Your Head, Alone With Invented Ghosts - It Weakens And Softens The Body. And I Know I Can't Just Live In My Head.

My Parents Have Been Dead For Many Years, And When Your Folks Are Gone There Is Nobody Standing Between You And Eternity.

The Most Convincing Argument Against Early Parenthood Is That You Are In A Relationship That Is Likely To Fall Apart Before That Child Grows Up.