I've Been Very Lucky. There Are Guys

I Was Broke Until I Was 40. Really Broke. I Could Get By, But I Had Nothing.

There Are Two Things I Know About Life... Only The Good Die Young But The Real Jerks Will Live Forever.

In Canada I'm Not Dealing With People Who Are Bringing In Baggage, They Just Get It. But New Orleans Will Be A Bit Different. If There's A Group Of People Who Have A Right To Be Bitter, It's The People Of New Orleans.

Here's Why I Think There's Something A Little Odd With George Bush. Because A Lot Of The Times When He Speaks, His Words Don't Match His Face. Something Is Askew. You Can't Talk About The War With A Smile On Your Face. He Does It Constantly. If You're The President, You Should Go We're Going To Talk About The War, I Must Have A Frowny Face. The Only Time You Can Smile When You're Talking About The War In Iraq Is When You Go, Well, Two Iraqis Walk Into A Bar, Hahaha.

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity.