I've Been Trying To Do My Boot

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

When I Did Tv Shows And Movies, The Studios Did Demographic Research. They Were Shocked To Find That My Audience Isn't Just Men Who Are Too Drunk To Turn Off The Tv After Football. It's Women, Too. I Don't Know Exactly Why, Other Than That I've Tried To Remain True To Myself For All These Years. I Have Gone Through A Lot, And I've Been Open About It. Maybe They Look At Me And Can See How You Can Grow Up, Have Children, Continue To Be Sexy, Get Married And Divorced And, Though You Grew Up Poor, Live The American Dream. I'm Very Blessed. I'm Happy For It All.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

You Know, Once You Give Birth, Once You Have Kids, You Realize What's Important In Life, And You Realize It's Really Not Difficult To Be A Good Person. And So When People Aren't Good Around Me, I Tend To Move Away From That. There Are So Many Good People In The World, And You Want To Surround Your Children With That.

I'm Sure You Agree That Animals Should Not Be Abused - Whether They're Cats Or Dogs Or Chickens - And That Stopping This Abuse Should Be Your Number One Priority.