I've Been Hiding From God, And I'm

The First Two Days Of A Vacation Are Endless; Then It Flies.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

Likely As Not, The Child You Can Do The Least With Will Do The Most To Make You Proud.

If I Knew What I Was So Anxious About, I Wouldn't Be So Anxious.

Every Now And Then You Run Across Radiantly Attractive People And You're Delighted To Find They Adore You, Till You Realize That They Adore Just About Everybody - And That's What's Made Them Radiantly Attractive.