I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except

I'm A Kind Person, I'm Kind To Everyone, But If You Are Unkind To Me, Then Kindness Is Not What You'll Remember Me For

I Got Nothing Against The Honest Cop On The Beat. You Just Have Them Transferred Someplace Where They Can't Do You Any Harm. But Don't Ever Talk To Me About The Honor Of Police Captains Or Judges. If They Couldn't Be Bought They Wouldn't Have The Job.

I Would Rather Be Rich Affluent And Greedy And Go To Hell When I Die, Than Live In Poverty On This Earth.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

All I Ever Did Was Supply A Demand That Was Pretty Popular.