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I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.

I Often Don't Think A Lot About The Ramifications Of Anything I Do.

That's What I Think Works The Best, And What I Think Makes The Best Comedy - Something That's Completely Committed And More Approached As An Acting Exercise, As Opposed To Being Worried About Whether To Be Funny Or Not. The Comedy Comes From The Context.

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."