I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.