I've Always Wanted To Drive Cross-country.

I Think I Have A Good Sense Of Humor, But I'm Not, Like, A Joke-teller. I Get The Jokes, Which Is Sometimes Half The Battle. Believe Me, I Have No Idea Why Anyone Hires Me.

I Make Myself Laugh All The Time. I Think I'm Really Funny. I Do.

The Fact That There Is No Right Or Wrong Is What I Think Is Maddening. I Can Think You're A Phenomenal Actor, But The Guy Next Door Can Think You're A Horrible Actor, And Neither Of Us Is Wrong And Neither Of Us Is Right. It's Just A Matter Of Opinion.

It Took Me Five Months To Lose Twenty Pounds And It Took Me Hours To Gain It Back. I Mean It Was Magical How Quickly It All Happened. Going Back To My Poor Eating Habits After Having Really Good Eating Habits My Stomach Was A Little Unsettled.

I've Never Dated. I Can Say This Honestly: I Don't Know What It's Like To Date. But Also, How Am I Going To Date? I'm Not In One State Long Enough.