I've Always Got Stuff In My Head

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

The Less [government] The Better.

I've Got To Say That I Don't See Myself As Some Sort Of Political Type Like Alec Baldwin Or Barbra Streisand. I Don't Want To Come Across Like That. I'd Be Embarrassed If That Was The Way I Came Across.