During Three Decades, Along All The Highways

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

Real Success Is Not On The Stage, But Off The Stage As A Human Being, And How You Get Along With Your Fellow Man.

I've Done Some Things I Wish I Could Erase. . . . I Invented Mistakes. But The Mistakes Must Be Seen In Context, And They Must Be Weighed Along With The Positives.

On A Scale Of One To Ten, I Would Rate Elvis Eleven.

The One Thing You Don't Want Is That Stale Sound When You've Done A Line So Much You Can't Find A Fresh Approach To It. Drop It.