It's Wonderful To Watch Pretty Women With

Don't Be Yourself - Be Someone A Little Nicer.

Don't Look For God Where He Is Needed Most; If You Didn't Bring Him There, He Isn't There.

Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of Our Youth: We Got A Lot More For Our Money Back When We Had No Money.

My Doctor Is Nice; Every Time I See Him, I'm Ashamed Of What I Think Of Doctors In General.

There's Something In Every Atheist, Itching To Believe, And Something In Every Believer, Itching To Doubt.