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When I Started At The Guardian, Though, I Couldnt Think Of Anything We Saw Eye To Eye On, Except Feminism, And Even This Would Soon Be Arguable As Guardian Writers Queued Up To Drool Over Eminem.

I Know That Brighton Is Famously A Mixture Of The Seedy And The Elegant, But In The Summer Of 2001 Seediness Swamped Elegance Hands Down.

Here In Barcelona, It's The Architects Who Built The Buildings That Made The City Iconic Who Are The Objects Of Admiration - Not A Bunch Of Half-witted Monarchs.

As A Kid, I Grew To Define What I Didn't Want My Life To Be Like By Sitting Behind Moaning Women On The Bus, Hearing Them Bang On About Their Aches And Pains, Both Real And Imagined.

'stress' Was The Catch-all Every Pamper-pedlar I Spoke To Used To Explain Why Healthy Women Feel The Need To Be Regularly Patted, Petted And Preened Into A State Of Babyish Beatification.