It's Very Hard To Be A Playwright

Actually, Acting In Bumper Cars Is Terrible, Because The Really Only Way To Film It And Get A Close Up Is To Literally Mount The Camera - This Heavy Thing On The Car And It's Just The Worst Because You Can't Act At All With A Thing On The Car.

As An Actor, If I Show Up Late Somewhere Or I Say Something That's Eccentric, It's Totally Acceptable - Not Only That, It's Lauded In Some Perverse Way.

I Always Thought Woody Harrelson Is Quite A Persuasive Guy. He's The Kind Of Guy Who Can Call You Up In The Middle Of The Night And Tell You, 'let's All Go Get A Donut!' And You're Thinking, 'it's The Middle Of The Night,' But Somehow You Still Get Up And Go Get A Donut.

There’s Something Strange About Theater. My Characters Consistently Demonize Elitism, But Of Course It’s Taking Place In A Theater Where Only So Many People Can See It. I’ve Been In Silly Popcorn Movies - The Kind Of Thing That As An Actor You Might Feel Embarrassed About - But Those Movies Reach Many More People.

Mother Teresa Was Asked What Was The Meaning Of Life, And She Said To Help Other People, And I Thought, 'what A Strange Thing To Say' - But Maybe It's The Right Thing To Say.