It's Very Expensive To Be Me.

A Ghost Would Crawl Up My Leg And Have Sex With Me At An Apartment A Long Time Ago In Texas. I Used To Think It Was My Boyfriend, And One Day I Woke Up And It Wasn't. I Was Freaked Out About It, But Then I Was, Like, 'well, You Know What? He's Never Hurt Me And He Just Gave Me Some Amazing Sex, So I Have No Problem.

Men Don't Even Ask Me Out. I Can't Remember The Last Time I Was Asked Out On A Date, And I'm Talking Years Here. I Spend My Life More And More Alone.

I Am Just So Happy And Thrilled And I Am So Glad Mr. Hefner Chose Me.

I Did Playboy. There Was An Ad In The Paper For Playmates. Playboy Called Me And Flew Me To Los Angeles, And I Was On The March Cover Of 1992.

Living In A Small Town, I Knew Everybody And Everybody Knew Me.