It's So Easy To Write Songs About

Welcome To The World Of Bullshit, My Dear. You Have Arrived.

I Was Ready To Approach Her With My English Charm, When Her Brass Knuckled Boyfriend Grabbed Me By The Arm.

For Me Music Is So Passionate. I Have To Give It My All Every Time I Go Onstage.

Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Count The Headlights On The Highway. Lay Me Down In Sheets Of Linen, You Had A Busy Day Today.

What Record Companies Do These Days Is Drain The Blood Dry Of An Album, Take Six Singles Off It, And Harm The Longevity Of Artists' Careers By Doing It.