It's Possible To Fight Intolerance, Stupidity And

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Charm Is Always Genuine; It May Be Superficial But It Isn't False.

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A Politician Is Required To Listen To Humbug, Talk Humbug, Condone Humbug. The Most We Can Hope For Is That We Don't Actually Believe It.

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