It's Not Who Wants To Sleep With

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

An Ounce Of Image Is Worth A Pound Of Performance

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!