It's Not That I Disagreed With Bush's

I Am Available For Children's Parties, By The Way.

Humanity Is Just A Virus With Shoes.

I Smoke. If This Bothers Anyone, I Suggest You Look Around At The World In Which We Live And Shut Your F-kin' Mouth.

Women Priests. Great, Great. Now There's Priests Of Both Sexes I Don't Listen To.

People Are Bringing Shotguns To Ufo Sightings In Fife, Alabama. I Asked A Guy, "why Do You Bring A Gun To A Ufo Sighting?" Guy Said, "way-ul, We Didn' Wanna Be Ab-duc-ted." If I Lived In Fife, Alabama, I Would Be On My Hands And Knees Every Night Praying For Abduction.