It's Not My Job To Try And

I Never Imagined It Wouldn't Work Out For Me. I Had That Absolute Certainty In Myself That Has Seen Me Through, I Think, And My Parents Were Absolutely Behind Me All The Way.

You Would Never Dream Of Going On To Play A Scene In Front Of An Audience At Least Without Having Rehearsed It. But You Do Somehow In Front Of A Camera.

I`ve Got A Black Woolen Hat And It`s Got Pervert Written Across The Front Of It. It`s The Name Of The Clothing Label. And I Was With My Wife And My Baby At The Supermarket And I Didn`t Think. I Just Put My Hat On Clara`s Head, Because It Was Cold. And The Looks. I Couldn`t Figure Out Why I Was Getting Death Looks. And Then I Realized My 10-month Old Baby`s Wearing A Hat With The Word Pervert Written On It And These People Were Like, `there`s Satan! There`s Satan Out With His Kid!` And Then I Made A Point Of Her Wearing It Every Time We Went There.

I Really Want To Play Princess Leia. Stick Some Big Pastries On My Head. Now, That Would Be Interesting.

People Are Incredibly Rude About It Sometimes. Like "what? You're Married?" Strange Reaction To Have. Proves What People's Ideas About Marriage Are. "we're Having A Baby." "what?" As If It's The End Of The World. Of Course, It's The Start Of A Brilliant World.