It's Not Good To Throw Back Scotch

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

My Family Is My Life, And I'll Never Lose That.

Isn't It Weird That I'm Getting All Emotionable?

This Week It's Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches, Toasted. And Then, I'll Put Some Salt On My Hand Like I'm Taking A Tequila Shot And Then Take A Bite Of The Sandwich.