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It's Lamented That The Youth Get Their News From Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert. It's Lamentable That They Get More From Them Than From The News.

Greatly Talented Performers Don't Know - Often Spectacularly - What's Best For Them, Don't Know What Their Talents Really Are, And Don't Know What's Just Plain Wrong For Them.

Show People Tend To Treat Their Finances Like Their Dentistry. They Assume The Man Handling It Knows What He Is Doing.

Chris Matthews Can't Start Any Sentence Without 'let Me Ask You This... ' And I Love Chris Matthews! But Almost Everybody In Journalism Does It. Who's Stopping You? Just Say It!

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.