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I Have A Silicone Bust, And Half Of Hollywood - Artificial Person.

I've Had Lots Of Things That Didn't Work Out, Like Tv Shows. You Learn A Lot Through Mistakes - I Learned That You Have To Be The Captain Of Your Ship. Actually, I Own My Ship.

When I'm Lonely, Frustrated Or Hurt It Usually Comes From A Male Person And From Unrequited Love. I Often Carry That Pain Around With Me And My Ribs Actually Start To Ache. That's When I Sit Down And Write.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I'm A Good Example Of Someone Who Can Come To Hollywood And Keep Their Feet On The Ground With All The Rock Stars, All The Drama That Goes With Being Here. It's Still Important To Pump Your Own Gas And To Be Able To Vacuum.