It's Just Hard Not To Listen To

A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan O'brien, Moved On To Other Things.

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Cows, Why Are They Made Out Of Meat?

I Think People Who Work In Comedy And Humor Are Hesitant To Analyze It Too Much, Because You Feel Like If You Take It Apart, You'll Break It And Not Be Able To Put It Back Together Again.

Don't Have A Cow, Man.

Back In High School, I Wrote A Novel About A Character Named Bart Simpson. I Thought It Was A Very Unusual Name For A Kid At The Time. I Had This Idea Of An Angry Father Yelling "bart," And Bart Sounds Kind Of Like Bark - Like A Barking Dog.