It's Incredibly Hard To Program A Network

I Wasn't Always This Confident. Growing Up As The Awkward Gay Kid In A Small Town In Pennsylvania, You're Constantly Told, 'don't Be Yourself, Don't Be Proud Of Who You Are.

Friends Think Your Life Is So Glamorous, And It Is. But There Are Times When, Instead Of Going To A Glamorous Party, I Would Rather Just Come Home From Work, Pop In A Dvd And Eat Some Microwave Popcorn With A Cutie On The Sofa.

I Learned How To Dance. I Got A Free Spray Tan. My Life Is Good!

Compare Yourself To Yourself And Say, 'how Can I Be Better? How Can I Be The Real Me?'

Boxers Are Hot, And By Boxers I Mean Guys Who Box, Not The Underwear. So Get Rid Of 'em!