It's Hard For Anybody Who's Been With

Ultimately, We’re Not The Avatars We Create. We’re Not The Pictures On The Film Stock. We Are The Light That Shines Through It. All Else Is Just Smoke And Mirrors. Distracting, But Not Truly Compelling.

I'm Very Serious About No Alcohol, No Drugs. Life Is Too Beautiful.

Magicians Are Definitely More Arrogant. They're Kind Of Like "abra Kadabra, You're An Idiot," They Don't Let You In On The Joke. Comedians, You're Always In On The Joke Unless It's Andy Kaufman.

The Inner Child Runs Rampant. They're Just Smaller, That's All.

Dry Land Is Not A Myth. I've Seen It. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I Don't Know What The Big Fuss Is About. I Saw That Movie Nine Times. It Rules!