[it's] Funny How Things Have A Way

How Can You Lose Something You Never Had, I Tell Myself When I'm Feeling Sad.

When I Started Singing, I Weighed 153 Pounds. I Weigh 184 Now. I Haven't Gotten Any Taller, But I'm Putting On A Little More Weight.

That's Why I Hate To Get Started In These Jam Sessions. I'm Always The Last One To Leave.

I Like Pork Chops And Country Ham, Creamed Potatoes, Stuff Like That. Redeye Gravy. It Comes From Ham, Bacon, Stuff Like That. It's The Grease That You Fry It In. I Eat A Lot Of Jell-o. Fruit Jell-o.

After A Hard Day Of Basic Training, You Could Eat A Rattlesnake.