It's Better To Have Three Broken Engagements

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.

I Feel Like I Am Beginning To Be A Part Of A Musical Community, But I Wouldn't Say I'm A Country Artist Because I Wouldn't Want To Invalidate Anybody Else Or To Even Begin To Be So Preposterous As To Think I Can Just Skate Into Town And Get Some Fans.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

It Wasn't Until I Moved To Nashville That I Realized What An Amazing Community It Is. It's The Thing I've Been Missing My Whole Career, The Feeling Of Being Able To Sit Around With A Guitar And Have People Know Each Other's Songs And Know Songs From People Who've Influenced All Of Us. When I Moved Here Pretty Early On Vince Gill Started Calling Me To Do Guitar Pulls, And I Thought, Gosh, This Is Just Like Heaven On Earth Down Here.

I Think War Is Based In Greed And There Are Huge Karmic Retributions That Will Follow. I Think War Is Never The Answer To Solving Any Problems. The Best Way To Solve Problems Is To Not Have Enemies.