It's Better To Copulate Than Not.

Take Big Bites. Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Overdoing.

If A Grasshopper Tries To Fight A Lawnmower, One May Admire His Courage But Not His Judgement.

Son, The Phrase Is Self-contradictory; "sense" Is Never "common".

Anything Free Costs Twice As Much In The Long Run Or Turns Out Worthless.

On Two Subjects The Overwhelming Majority Of People Regarded Their Own Opinions As Absolute Truth, And Sincerely Believed That Anyone Who Disagreed With Them Was Immoral, Outrageous, Sinful, Sacrilegious, Offensive, Intolerable, Stupid, Illogical, Treasonable, Actionable, Against The Public Interest, Ridiculous, And Obscene. The Two Subjects Were (of Course) Sex And Religion.