It's Better To Be An Octopus Than

Get Rid Of The Friends Who Want You To Spend Your Whole Day Doing Nothing With Them. They're Not Your Friends. They're Your Enemies.

I'm From Israel, So America Has No Limits. I Started A Record Label, And Then I Started Managing Other Artists, Like Liza Minelli.

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.

I'm Fascinated With Myself And Love Hearing The Sound Of My Own Voice. I'd Like To Hear What I Have To Say. A Lot Of People Don't Like Being Alone Because They Truly Don't Like Themselves, But I Love Me.

I Know That You Like To See A Man In The Kitchen, But I'm Skeptical Of Men Who Cook. A Man Should Be Focusing His Attention On The Woman, And Not What's On The Stove.