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I Had Written The Script For Juno And Apparently Steven Spielberg Had Read It. I Can't Just Call Him Steven, That's Weird... Mr. Spielberg Had Read It And He Liked It. He Asked Me If I Would Write This Television Show For Him And I Said, 'yeah!'

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

And I Think I'm An Adrenaline Junkie, And There's Nothing That Will Spike Your Adrenaline More Than Sitting In A Theater And Listen To An Audience React To Something You've Written.

The Fact Is, When I Wrote 'juno' - And I Think This Is Part Of Its Charm And Appeal - I Didn't Know How To Write A Movie. And I Also Had No Idea It Was Going To Get Made!

There's This Double Standard That Exists And It Really Frustrates Me. If A Woman Chooses To Work, People Say, "oh It's So Sad That You're Not At Home With Your Children." But No One Ever Says That To A Man Because It's Assumed That The Man Is Going To Be The Provider.