It's A Good Thing That Columnists Don't

It's Not Enough For Me To Cover Theater, I Have To Throw Myself Around Every Other Art Form, And Do So Thoroughly And Relentlessly.

A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole Nuclear Family!

For Years, I've Pushed The Idea Of A Column Compilation Book Mainly Because It Would Be Easy - I Could Just Staple 'em All Together. But Publishers Have Been Resistent, Feeling The Material Dates.

For Better Or Worse, I've Always Tried To March To My Own Drum And Tell It Like It Is, While Preserving Some Integrity And Style. God, I'm Fabulous!

I Don't Know About You, But I Can Tell When Someone's Lying. They Can't Look You In The Eye - They Look You In The Bridge Of Your Nose.